Peecebo

Give your aquarium a warm welcome.

Another Quality Product from the Reef Beef Podcast.

Remember that magic little bottle that got your corals looking all sexy? Well those same people got a brand freaking new product that’s gonna blow your socks off.

Introducing Peecebo.

Give your aquarium a warm welcome because your fish are, you know, tropical. 

It also helps jumpstart the nitrogen cycle or whatever.

Directions:

Fill cup with 10ml of fresh human urinary effluent. 

Add 10ml of fresh RODI water. 

Shake for 20 minutes.

Put the bottle in the refrigerator.

Dose 1ml for every 10 gallons of fishy water.

 

The Peecebo Response Curve™

  • 0 ml — “My tank seems fine.”
  • 0.5 ml — “I don’t know if this is doing anything.”
  • 1 ml (recommended dose) — “The fish look happier already.”
  • 2 ml — “Definitely seeing better colour.”
  • 5 ml — “The room smells different.”
  • 10 ml — “My spouse has questions.”
  • 20 ml — “The local reef club has revoked my speaking privileges.”

 

Warning: Exceeding the recommended dose may result in elevated confidence, questionable scientific conclusions, and awkward explanations to house guests. The Reef Beef Podcast accepts no responsibility for unusually enthusiastic nitrogen cycles.

 

Testimonials: 

Sanjay Joshi: “I have been a reefceebo user ever since its release. The new product PeeCebo has taken the Cebo line of products to the next level. The blues are bluer, the pinks are pinker, the greens are greener. My tank is glowing.”

Telegraham: “What just happened? Peecebo worked so fast my corals showed before-and-after photos from tomorrow. Should I dose again, or wait for my future self to leave a review? This stuff is crazy!”

John G: “I’ve been secretly testing Peecebo for a while now and my tank hasn’t looked better. It’s pee-tastic!” also, “Dick Perrin taught me the art of urea, but Peecebo takes it to another level. I no longer have wet floors.”

Bob P: “Rich and Ben asked me to test Peecebo on my tank, and my spouse has never questioned my hobby less since starting the latest craze in feeding corals with homemade urea based beefiness!”
 
Richard Dickerson: “Before I was doing weekly rip-cleans to stop my cycle from stalling. With Pee-cebo, my tank has risen to the occasion! Don’t tell anybody thought, because it’s either urine, or you’re out!”
 

Zac A: “As expected, corals were happier than ever but wasn’t until I ate copious volumes of asparagus that I saw a real difference. The fish ate better than garlic ever could and ich was gone within minutes. Thanks Peeceebo!”

Kristen: “I was worried that the white heterosexual male urine would not be compatible with my gay woman tank. I am pleased to report that not only did the fish thrive, but the corals are really banging. There has been a 666% improvement in growth in the last 69 days alone. This product should be used by all reefers, gay or straight!”

Sean M: “Not since the invention of salt has there been a more revolutionary product for the reef aquarium! In my personal quest for perfection, I have climbed the seven holy mountains of this earth and spoken with the great sages that meditate upon them. They who saw my suffering and bestowed upon me their most profound, hidden wisdom changed my understanding of the basic nature of reality forever! But save yourself the trip to see those shmucks! All you need is right here! Take it from me!”

Corey P: “The Golden Standard of Reefkeeping! I was highly skeptical when I first heard about the ‘Peecebo Method,’ but after weeks of dealing with high nitrates and pale corals, I decided to take a chance on this new product. Literally. I gave my reef a direct dose of this organic, artisanal nitrogen. and couldn’t believe my eyes. Best of all, it completely cured my reefer anxiety. Now, instead of staring at ICP test results worrying about vanadium levels, I just stare at my tank wondering if my Achilles Tang is judging my hydration levels. 5 out of 5 stars—my corals crave it, and my tank has never looked better.”

Dave H: “I didn’t think they could top Reefcebo, but this stuff is incredible. Everything is so vibrant, and the colors are popping like never before. I’m growing corals so fast, my wife thinks I should get a separate apartment so I have room for more tanks!”

Dom H: “One of the hardest things about keeping a reef in Australia is all the flow goes clockwise. After the first dose of Peecebo, a miracle happened! Without having to change anything my flow is now counter clockwise and corals and fish are so much happier! I’ve tried for years to get Northern Hemisphere reefing results and I can’t believe the fix was so simple. My fish aren’t confused any more, the coral growth has exploded and the tank has a vim and vigour I’ve never seen! Daily dosing of Peecebo has been a game changer. Move over urea dosing, it’s all about urinary dosing now!”

Ryan J: “A totally unexpected benefit to dosing PeeCebo (currently at 47 mL per 10 gallons) is that the natural yellowing compounds help to counteract blue lighting, making my coral photography really pop without needing an orange filter. Thanks PeeCebo!”

Disclaimer:

This product is a joke. Do not dose this into your aquarium. WTF is wrong with you guys?! Isn’t this supposed to be a podcast?